GYAANI 2.0 THARKI QUOTES 29 – 50

Laughing is a kind of yoga, just as yoga improves our health, in the same way laughter also keeps our health good.

That’s why we wanted to share these quotes of famous comedian gyaani 2.0 with you because you know laughter is a kind of yoga.

29) Ek baar JIO ka 1.5 GB data khatam hogaya tha to mia khalifa ko ghar bulaya tha…. BAHOT PAISA HAI APUN KE PAAS.

30) Jab gyaani 2.0 paida huwa tha to CHAKKE ghar se pisa le kar gaye the… Aj unn mein se ek koffee with karan naam ka show host karta hai.

31) jis din youtube down hota hai toh bhuvan bam ko ghar pe bula leta hu vines dekhne ke liye.

32) ek baar mere ko gujrat me ek aadmi bahut mast chai pilaya. Main usko PM bana dia.

33) toilet ki chappal aur social media ka pyar kabhi kisi ek ka nahi hosakta.

34) bande mein hawas honi chahiye kyonki mohabbat toh majnu ne bhi ki thi. Kya mila lauda

35) hila ghar ki ronak badah kyonke holi aarahi hai (only for legends).

36) agar dusron ke saath kuch accha karoge toh pakka woh sonchenge ye chutiya hai is se koi bhi kaam nikaal sakte hai.

37) zulfe uski kaali kaali laal uske gaal hai zulfe uski kaali kaali laal uske gaal hai uske saamne meri shakal jaise jhaant ke baal hai.TS

38) main agar iron man hota toh main iron ka lauda banata jo kabhi jhukta hi nahi.

39) agar kisi ko apni duniya banao ge toh ye baat yaad rakhna ke ye duniya madar#ood hai.

40) us relationship mein jao jo worth ho usme nahi jo wearth ho

41) ek ek pati patni gaadi mein jaarahe the pati patni ko darane ke liye tezi se gaadi bhagane lagta hai aur patni ki phat jaati hai pati dekhta hai patni ki taraf DEKHA MERI SPEED aur tavhi gaadi ruk jaati hai aur patni zor zor se hasne lagjati hai pati patni se puchta hai ae has kyon rahi hai be. toh uspar patni kehti hai Nahi kal raat ki yaad agayi. TJ

42) Dusron ko nafrat deke kya faida be Unn ko unnki galti ka ehsaas khud se hona chahiye.

43) Aise na mujhe tum dekho main dono daba dunga.

44) kal mai bahar gaya aur waha mere saath ek ladki khadi thi jiski T-Shirt par railway track bana huwa tha aur main use kaafi der se ghoor raha tha toh uspe woh bhadak gayi aur usne mujhse se pucha k kabhi railway track nahi dekha tune. toh maine kaha ralway track tohdekha hai but uspe speed breaker nhi dekha.

45) ek baar 11 ladkiyan ek dukaan gayi 11 kele khareedne par dukan waale ne kaha main 12 se kam dunga hi nhi toh uspe ladkine kaha dede yaar 1 kela extra khalongi.

46) ek baar padosan tharki aunty ko uski padossi ladki mili aur auty ne kaha arre beta bahut dino baad shadi hogayi tumahri LADKI: haan hogayi aunty AUNTY: ladka kya karta hai LADKI: wahai karta hai jo uncle roz aapke saath karte hai.

47) roz roz status badalne se zindagi nahi badalti zindagi badalne ke liye pehle khudka status hona zarori hota hai.

48) ek baar ek baccha apni maa ke paas gaya aur bola mummy pappa k office se prayers ki awaz aarahi thi toh mummy ne kaha prayer karna toh acchi baat hai na beta toh baccha bola lekin pappa toh chup the unki secratory chillarahi thi oh my god oh my god.

49) kismat ko laude bahut pasand hai isliye hamesha lage rehte hai.

50) kabhi fursat mile toh aakar meri zindagi ke pannon ko palat kar dekh. kya tha main aur tu kya kargayi.

GYAANI 2.0 THARKI QUOTES FOR LAUGHING YOGA

GYAANI 2.0 THARKI QUOTES

Laughing is a kind of yoga, just as yoga improves our health, in the same way laughter also keeps our health good.

That’s why we wanted to share these quotes of famous comedian gyaani 2.0 with you because you know laughter is a kind of yoga.

1) kuch toh log kahenge logon ki maaka bhos@da hila ke soja.πŸ˜‡

2) jo teri khatir tadpe pehle se hi kya use tadpana jaa machu@da jaa maa chu@da.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3) zindagi ek safar hai suhaana jisne bhi ye bola use pakad ke laana kaheka suhana behen ki ankh.🀣🀣

4) zara tasveer se tu nikal ke bhaad mein jaa wapis dikhna nahi bhaad mein jaa taange tod dunga main.πŸ˜‹

5) udd ja kaale kaawa tere muh vich land pawa.😁

6) mere gham pe hasne waale meri ye duwa lage tujhe mere gham pe hasne waale meri ye duwa lage tujhe MARJA BHOS@DIKE.πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

GYAANI 2.0 THARKI QUOTES

7) jo shabd hote hai wo sirf chupte hai khaamoshiya maar deti hai.πŸ˜–πŸ˜•

8) ek ladki apne maa ke pass gayi aur boli maa mujhe ek ladke se pyar hai aur mai usi se shadi karongi maa ne pucha kya karta hai tera boy friend LADKI ne kaha abhi toh upar upar se karta hai neeche shaadi ke baad karega.πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

THARKI JOKE.

9) jisko jitni importance doge woh utna hi attitude dikhayega.GπŸ˜‡

10) girlfriend ne boyfriend ko bola Baby meri tabyat theek nhi lagri BOYFRIEND: dawai lee tumne GIRLFRIND: nahi mujhe kadwi lagti hai BOYFRIEND: mera lelo fir sab theek hojayega. TJ 😎😎

11) agar saari duniya meri hoti toh bhi main tera hota. agar main tera hota toh zaroor main tujhe cho@da hota.TJ😎

12) tum paas aye yun muskuraaye phir bhi mujhe pasand nahi aye chal chal hawa aande.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‰

13) tip tip barsa paani paani mein gaand marwalo.😜😁

14) na tere aane ki khushi na tere jaane ka gham ja behna ja tera kissa khatam.😎😎😎

15) parindey se kisine pucha tumhe girne ka dar nahi rehta ? parindey ne palat ke jawab diya YE PUNKH MAA CH@DNE KE LIYE HAI BEHENC@D.TJ 😎😎

16) Mujhe girlfriend milna utna mushkil hai jitna purani movies mein gawah ka sahi salamat adaalat tak pahunch jana hota tha.😭😭

17) GYAANi: maa mujhe maggi khani hai GYAANI’S MOM: nahi GYAANI: kya mai itna bura hoon mai maa MOM: haan beta ab kya likh kar du ? 😨😰

18) Main umar ke us padav par pahunch chuka hoon jahan pe ladki bhi pasand aati hai aur ladki ki maa bhi.πŸ€“πŸ€“

19) izzat karo behno ki chahe wo tumahri ho ya kisi aur ki.GπŸ˜‡

20) ek baar patni ne pati se pucha PATNI: aji sunte ho ye kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ki kutya ko sex karna hai PATI: soong ke PATNI:bhosdike tujhe zukaam ho rakha hai kya.TJ🀣🀣🀣🀣

21) na gaon ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dund Apni hateli aur apna hi l@nd.

22) Aana hai toh kisi ki takleef mein kaam aao kyonki khushi mein toh hijde bhi saath hote hai.G

23) GYAANI’S MOM: beta congrats tune bataya nahi toh kya pata nhi chalega GYAANI: mom kya bol rahi ho? GYAANI’S MOM: yehi ke tere upar film bani hai “BALA”.

24) hawas hoti toh puri karleta sacchi mohabbat thi isliye adhori rehgayi.

25) tum aarzo karo mohabbat ki tum aarzo karo mohabbat ki hum itne ghareeb bhi nahi ek kamre ka jugaad na karsake.

26) na main AIDS se darta hoon na main CONDOM se karta hoon na main AIDS se darta hoon na main CONDOM se karta hoon main toh duniya se darta hoon isliye apne haath se karta hoon.

27) dilon ki baatein karta hai zamana dilon ki baatein karta hai zamana par aaj bhi mohabbat chehre se hi shru hoti hai.

28) holi aane waali hai rangon se na darre rang badalne waalon se dare.

GYAANI 2.0 THARKI QUOTES

Laughing is a kind of yoga